Posted by tleemay on March 01, 2005 at 11:49:00:
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were oveheard
talking at the local dive shop one day while their fathers were
shopping for new gear.
"My name is Johnny. What's yours?" asked the first boy.
"Kenny," replied the second.
"My Daddy snorkles to spears us fresh food for our dinner table. He's
a feee diver. What does your daddy do?" asked Johnny.
Kenny replied, "He dives to great depths risking his life to bring us
back full game bags of 12 pound lobsters. My daddy is a SCUBA Moose".
"Wow, honest? asked Johnny.
"No, just the regular kind" replied Kenny.