Posted by Dave on March 02, 2005 at 20:01:58:
In Reply to: now THAT was funny! posted by Brad on March 02, 2005 at 18:50:57:
There was nothing lef tof my prey. I do freely admit though that I first attacked the choccolate chip cookies, then I went on to devour the sandwich itself......I didn't eat it whole though.....I made a direct frontal attack, first inflicting a nasty sawing style bite and took a chunk out of my prey while its lettuce spilled everywhere, then while swallowing that, I waited while watching the sandwich till it no longer moved as I circled it, then when I thought it was clear, I took another nasty bite out of the club sandwich, the second bite of which proved fatal. My old english female bulldog Daffodil joined in the carnage in a frenzy, even licking the wax wrapper for body fluids that oozed from the sandwich carcass, apparently excited from the smell of oil, vinegar and turkey in the air.....
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