Posted by Dave on April 07, 2005 at 20:15:03:
Ok, imagine this. You only get to live for maybe a year on average before you get eaten by a bigger fish.....and before you die you are given just one opportunity in your average lifespan to have group sex with a whole bunch of lithe female grunion cavorting about the beach. You struggle past the others, and just as you are about to get busy with a bevy of bootyliscious funky female grunions with a heap o' junk in their trunk, some moron human snatches you up midstroke just before you reach the´height of crescendo. Then they hold you out of the water till your brain fries from a lack of oxygen, and they will probably throw your now lifeless carcass in the trash as opposed to stripping off your now dead miniscule flesh to crush with their teeth.
I might be down for gettin a little freak on, but I draw the line at super freaky: watching fish have group sex is is too kinky and not my cup of tea, let alone refer to such icthyological voyeurism as "running". What would Freud say?!
Right about now King Arthur would say: What an ecentric performance"
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