Posted by tleemay on April 12, 2005 at 13:05:20:
Q: What's the difference between God and a SCUBA Moose?
A: God doesn't think he's a bug hunter.
Q: How can a pregnant woman diver know she's carrying a future
bug hunting SCUBA Moose?
A: She has uncontrollable cravings for baloney.
Q: What do you call a SCUBA Moose with an IQ of 40?
A1: Smarter than most bug hunters.
or
A2: Captain. ;-).