Posted by Don King on June 17, 2005 at 10:11:21:
In Reply to: Open letter to this list posted by Michael H. Kane a.k.a MHK on June 17, 2005 at 00:55:41:
Laaaaady’s and Gentleman get your tickets!!!
Tonight we will have a 3 round bout aboard the GE.
In the Black corner, coming all the way from the dark side, we will have that prince on darkness, the master of disaster.......... …Stainless Steel Mike. Mike is a master of the long hose, has a black belt in plate and wing, and has a 4th degree orange belt in breathing He.
In the white corner coming all the way from the cyber world, the killer of the keys, that mother board destroyer..........No Wing Chris. Chris is a master of the GB. He has advanced belts in digital photo, and strobe. Chris has a 10th degree red belt in solo diving.
The tape shows Stainless Steel Mike weighting in at 360 lb. Mike has a 40 inch reach a 50 inch waist and is 6ft. 2in. No Wing Chris weighting in at 135 lb, has a 30 inch reach, a 29 inch waist and is 5 ft. 10in.
This fight will be sanctioned by the World Diving Association (WDA). WDA rules are as follows:
Both fighters will be supplied with a wet pool noodles, the fighters can use the noodle in anyway to strike, hit, stab, or club the other fighter, but the noodle can be the only contact between the two fighters(hitting below the waist and rabbit punches are allowed). The fight is over when one fighter falls overboard, or cries NOOODLE. If there is no winner after the three rounds, we will go to the cards (both PADI, And NAUI).
This is the fight of the year, all proceeds will go to the Catalina Chamber, come one come all.
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