Posted by Gerry Smith on March 05, 2001 at 18:22:56:
AHA!
I finally figured it out! They thought they could get away with it but nobody puts one over on ol’ Gerry, nosirreee bob!
Johnny talks nasty and Jarrod talks nice and Mike talks bad and Kendall talks sense. The long hose is required and then the long hose is short and then the long hose is optional but it’s not blessed and steel tanks will kill unless you wear a prophylactic drysuit and I’m awful confused... Then there’s talk of a book. The book will tell all - now and forever. The Book will settle all questions. The BOOK will end my confusion! Glory be and hosannah all I have to do is buy the BOOK… hmmm… BUY the book… BUYYYY.
It’s all a PLOT to increase JJ’s book sales! You watch! He’ll make a million from us poor dumb rec diver schmoes! Well I want half or I'm tellin' the world!!! I’m going back to the ward now. Send the check there please.
GS