Posted by MHK on April 18, 2001 at 10:04:10:
In Reply to: I dare MHK . . . . posted by Kevin on April 17, 2001 at 22:22:44:
You guys obviously didn't get the executive memorandum issued by GI and JJ...
We no longer believe that steam or gas turbines are necessary. We believe that they cause too much drag, they constitute an unreasonably high risk of entanglement hazard and have been endorsed by IANTD and TDI.
Effective immediatley all WKPP divers will be required to run a marathon a day building up to the ironman triatholon so as to be physically fit enough to render the turbine device useless..
To the extent that you continue to require such turbines, you will be stripped of your WKPP team card and will be banished to Wakulla...
Later