Posted by Sea Snake on April 26, 2001 at 09:49:23:
The Travel Agents Secret Glossary
The next time the travel agent tells you about that hotel with old world charm, in a majestic tropical setting. Or about the Plush rooms with all the amenities. Or about the picturesque settings and the gentile breezes. All for no extra fees or for just a nominal fee. Here is what they really mean.
Term
Old World Charm..............No Bath
Tropical.....................Rainy
Majectic Setting.............A long way from town
Option galore................Nothing is included in the itinerary
Secluded hideaway............Impossible to find or to get to
Pre-registered rooms.........Already occupied
Explore on your own...........Pay for it yourself
Knowledgeable trip host.......They've flown in an airplane before
No extra fees.................No extras
Nominal fee....................Outrageous charge
Standard...................... Sub-standard
Deluxe.........................Standard
Superior.......................One free shower cap
All the amenities..............Two free shower caps
Plush..........................Top and bottom sheets
Gentle breezes.................Occasional Gale-force winds
Light and airy.................No air conditioning
Picturesque....................Theme park nearby
Open bar......................Free ice cubes
Snake