Posted by Firewalker on June 08, 2001 at 10:12:11:
Will it’s time again for this season biggest awards show “The Coprolite Awards. These
awards will be given out each year to cast members of “As The BBS Turns”. So let the
show begin. Here is Firewalker’s picks for the Coprolite Awards.
Best Poster...The Golden Turd go’s to Kendall Raines
(this award is given out to the poster
who made the most sense)
Best Post.....The Golden Turd Go’s To Kendal Raines
(This award is given out for the best idea in a post)
Best Comedic Performance ...The Golden Turd Go’s to Kevin
(This is for the best comedic post)
Best performance by a younger diver Mattschechter
(this award is given out to the youngest diver
that made the most sense)
Best tech performance (for crashing the BBS) Weird Al
......a golden Turd to
The Lara Croft award go’s to Kelphead
(this award is given out to the person that you
don’t want to get into a flame war with)
A Special Achevement award .....the Golden dung go’s to Ken Kurtis
(This award is being given out to Ken Kurtis
for keeping Chamber Night under 4 hours)
Most Obnoxious Poster...The Golden Turb Go’s to Mr. McKane
(this award is given out to the most obnoxious, block heads)
Longest Post (that say nothing)....A Big Golden Turd To Mr. Huntfield
(this award is given out for post that go on and on and on
and say nothing, it also go’s to a block head)
The Flame War Award .. a big pile of Golden dung go’s to Huntfield & McKane
(This award go’s to the individuals (Block heads)
involved in the most Flame Wars)
Worst Spelling and GammEr award ..can only go to JW
(This is a special award made up just for you JW)
The Verbal Gymnastics Award ... has to go to Erins
(this award go’s out to the individual that
twist everything you say)
Most Mindless post .....a big turd to Seasnake and Mr Huntfield
(this award go’s to the truly mindless)
And this years life time achievement award for
shoveling the the most Coprolite can only go’s to AADiver
Let’s all remember what the BBS and diving is all about (it’s to have fun). Lets not take
ourselves to seriously.
Firewalker