Posted by Jon on June 15, 2001 at 09:53:26:
I saw this article in Men's Health (July/August 2001) and just had to post it.
"Male parrot fish have sex many times a day, with as many partners as they can find. Why should you be missing out? Dressed in scuba gear, and already immersed in water, have your little mermaid let out a bit of air from her bouyancy compensator (BC) device. 'Now have her sit on top of your hips and wrap her legs around you, while you support her with your hands,' says David Taylor, an open-water instuctor for Scuba Diving International. 'Since she now weighs half a pound, this won't be hard.' In fact, it's one time when she won't ask, 'Do I look Fat?'
Once you're inside her, add additional air to your BC so you'll both be weightless. 'As always, keep the movements slow and easy,' Taylor says. 'If you need to, dig your feet into the sand for extra support."
By Alix Strauss.
There you have it, another PADI course in the making.