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Posted by JRM on March 06, 2002 at 16:37:16:

In Reply to: Re: Oh... posted by Kendall Raine on March 06, 2002 at 11:08:07:

I do quite a bit of breath-hold diving, and I often find myself practicing while commuting (why waste a good 1/2 hr each way?).

I had to tone it down after I nearly passed out once. And after last year's little aerobatic driving maneuver, I really can't afford another accident ;-)

JRM
-- I'm sure it can't be more dangerous than driving while talking on a cell-phone, or reading as I occasionally see people doing.

Just imagine a CHP officer pulling over an apnea driver...

CHP: License and registration please. Do you know how fast you were going?

apnea: Mmmm. Mmmhhmm mmhhmm.

CHP: Excuse me?

apnea: Mmmmhmmhmm.

CHP: Sir, have you been drinking?

apnea: nnhnnh.

CHP: Sir, please step *out* of the vehicle.

apnea: pant, pant, pant, I pant, was, pant, doing pant, pant, apnea, pant, pant.

CHP: Sir, do you have any more apnea in the vehicle? I am advising you that certain controlled substances are illegal in this state, and on your admission of possessing apnea I'm going to search your vehicle.

apnea: pant, pant, No, pant, it isn't pant...

(apnea passes out from hyperventilation. awakens in cell)...

apnea: @#$^!, I knew I should have used tanks


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