Posted by Wayne on April 01, 2003 at 16:55:36:
In Reply to: Fu*****DM's posted by Captain Tim on March 31, 2003 at 18:42:04:
I often tell a sea story or two myself. My favorite is when I explain the proper use of a knife while diving.
The purpose fo the knife is for SHARK protection. When you see a shark, you signal your buddy. The you get together back-to-back. You take out your knife. You reach behind you and stab your buddy in the leg and swim like hell! You will be safe.
Guess that is why I have never been asked to be a paid DM!
Wayne