Posted by Wayne on April 01, 2004 at 20:55:54:
In Reply to: The Real Reason posted by Elaine on April 01, 2004 at 16:33:19:
I know for a fact that the sea just off the casino is saturated with dihydrogen monoxide. This chemical is capable of oxidizing most metals and disolving solid rocks.
Local governments are even delivering it into our homes via sneaky underground conduits. We must protect ourselves with special exposure protection -- especially this time of year.
Warn your friends.
Wayne