Posted by tleemay on January 11, 2005 at 10:19:55:
A fishing doctor and a SCUBA moose, each operating their own private
boat, collided just off Two Harbors one foggy night. The fault was
questionable, but both were shaken up, and the Moose offered the doctor
a drink from a pocket flask. The doctor took the flask with a shakey
hand and belted back a couple swallows.
As the Moose started to put the cap back on the flask the doctor asked,
"Aren't you going to have one too, for your nerves?"
"Of course I am," replied the SCUBA Moose, "after the Coast Guard and Baywatch get here."