Posted by tleemay on February 08, 2005 at 15:36:02:
One evening, a bus full of SCUBA Meese lobster hunters were driving
down the 405 enroute to their favorite dive boat for the next day's
bug hunting trip.
All of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a car
dealer's jumbo-tron mega sign. After seeing the horrible accident, a
car salesman went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury all the bug hunting SCUBA Meese.
A few hours later, the local sheriff's coorner came by, saw the
crashed bus, and then asked the car salesman "Were they all dead?"
The car salesman replied, "Well some of them said they wern't, but you know how all them bug hunters lie".