|Re: Forever Yellow (I got Pink, too!)|
Posted by Eric S on August 06, 2005 at 20:26:26:|
In Reply to: Forever Yellow (I got Pink, too!) posted by Patrick on August 06, 2005 at 17:52:07:
This organization was started by none other than Dale (Scubacowboy) Swift, many years ago when he was going through his divemastership. There was a gal that wore all pink gear and poor Dale was forced to do the gear exchange with her.
From that point on Dale vowed never again to be humiliated by having to wear pink gear or have anyone else suffer the same trauma so he formed DAPS.
To this day Dale and his deciples (me included) refuse to shop in stores that have pink gear on display, and if we are faced with a diver wearing pink gear at the beach we must avert our eyes or risk turning to stone. If for any reason (god help us) we inadvertently come in physical contact with any pink gear we have a little flask of a special holy water wash that we must rinse the affected area immediatly with and also recite a special verse from our scripture to avoid getting a lethal infection from the pink gear.
So up here in the far north we have successfully erradicated pink gear. Our membership is now over 300 members.
Up here in Northern California there is no place for pink gear. None whatsoever.
So now, the question is: how many of you in Southern California wear pink gear?
Exactly my point.
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