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Posted by Jeff Shaw on October 03, 2005 at 18:34:24:

In Reply to: Terranea Timeshares (only $2,000,000.00) posted by Elaine on October 03, 2005 at 06:17:29:

So if we get a whole buncha divers to pitch in, we can be those annoying guys down the street who are always having people over at all times.

Yeah! The obnoxious wetsuit guys who psssst their tanks early in the morning, and park all funny. It would be really fun to see Reginald Smyth III and his trophy wife complaining to the sheriff about those people.

The inside would be cool too. Cinderblock coffee tables and a old beat up sofas. The marble floors would have dings from tanks falling over, and the sink would always stink of fish. The walls would have deco math written all over them and the bathtubs would smell of Trident wetsuit wash.

Finally the neighbors would complain that it was a brothel or a crack house. The SWAT team would break down the unlocked door only to find a circle of sober divers offgassing and playing Go Fish...



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