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Posted by eJ on October 23, 2005 at 13:29:46:

In Reply to: Re: Lobsters are so cute posted by gregg m on October 22, 2005 at 23:59:38:

You gotta be nuts

Boat Captains are strange and grumpy,
Lobsters are just strange.

Boat captains are easy,
Lobsters are hard to get.

You can't shoot boat captains,
You can't shoot lobsters either but you can throw them in boiling water.

Lobsters have to measure up,
If you try to measure a boat captain with a lobster gauge he might actually throw you back in the water.

Boat captains are rough and gruff and have leathery skin,
...um, so do lobsters...

Boat captains have videos that we have all seen a million times,
Lobsters have antenae.

Boat captains spin tall tails,
you can snap off a lobsters tail.

Lobster are disgusting bottom feeding roaches that live on the bottom of the sea,
Boat captains live above water.


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