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Posted by ~eJ on April 20, 2006 at 18:30:50:

In Reply to: Re: Found What I Was Looking For posted by BigDeal? on April 20, 2006 at 15:01:32:

Don't go to Marineland.

The water is filthy. Nothing but a bunch of slugs under water and top side.
If the waves don't kill you those rotten lava formations underwater will.
There is no phone or bathroom. Just a bunch of beat up old buildings and ill mannered drunks in the parking lot.

And None of them know a thing about marine life.
Plus they won't reveal their real names.

They prefer to go by goofball nicknames. And I hear that it is a bit of a cult too. They have a religious leader and then they build fires and roast dead things and eat them.

Plus, I think that they are extremists. Last week there were a bunch of broken bottles everywhere. Those weirdoes actually spent hours sweeping all the glass into little piles.

It is best to stay home on the couch where it is safe and warm.

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