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Posted by ~eJ on August 31, 2006 at 22:58:11:

In Reply to: To heck with this stuff posted by Elaine on August 31, 2006 at 22:45:40:

What brand?
you didn't use microwavable did you?

Jiffiepop is acceptable, but only if you used gas flame.

You must hold the handle with your left hand.
NO KITCHEN TIMERS ACCEPTABLE.
you can use one but only if you use it in clock mode.

Now for the bowl.
Must be china only with no rubber handles. The rubber disguises dangerous chips.

Remember to hold the bowl with a pot holder even if it is not hot since it is safer.
Then hold it with the left hand reaching across the chest for handfuls.
This increases efficiency.

Clip off a terrycloth bib with stainless clips.

DO NOT USE NAPKINS EVEN IF THEY ARE CONVENIENT.
Paper towels only, brawny brand.

Moistened wipes are for vacationers only, they have no idea how to eat popcorn.

~eJ



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