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Posted by Andy S on September 29, 2006 at 17:49:45:

This is part of a reply to Jim I posted about "Wanted Alive"

"Swami Pat Smith” has often wondered aloud as to what released lobsters say to their compatriots on returning.

Returning Lobster: “REALLY, I was abducted by aliens. These big multicolored horrible looking monsters took me up into sky. They took me into their space ship, and flashed lights at me, played with me and then put me back in the ocean.”

Other lobsters:
“Right!” (Bill Cosby lobster reincarnation)
“Pull the other antennae.”
“You need to lay off eating that rotting seaweed.”
“The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated” (Marc Twain lobster reincarnation)

FILL IN YOUR OWN LINE(S), I’LL SEND A "TO BE NAMED GIFT" TO THE PERSON WHO IS JUDGED TO HAVE THE BEST REPLY.

Andy S.




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