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Posted by Walt on November 16, 2006 at 13:07:09:

In Reply to: Sea lion bitten by swimmer posted by Walt on November 15, 2006 at 17:46:38:

Aquatic Park Lagoon is now closed to swimmers.

Ralph the Sea Lion was interviewed as to the reason for this recent increase in mammilian interspecies hostility.

Ralph replied "eruph eruph errruph", which, when translated, means, "I'm upset with the recent ban of the JROTC program by the San Francisco "Board of Education" (a.k.a. Board of "why I still live at home when I'm 28") and concerned that the military may now turn to us pinepeds as the last resport defenders this great Country."

Upon continuing the interview, Ralph went on to say "errupgh errunf", which translates to "Besides, liberals taste like chicken ... say ... when's Gavin or Nancy coming for a swim?"

more as this story develops...

smile! ("eeurp!")

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