All you heathens and pagans should fear,
The end of the world is coming near,
So put down your beer and sharpen your ear,
The return of the Christ is almost nearly here.

Pensively think of what of what you should "outta",
Put on your fins and get in the "watta."
This reward is a challenge, but better than the "lotta".
Re demption is what you might find.

My point will be short but the real estate long.
Nine fathoms down in the Pacific green Pond.
A pinnacle of find it is just for you,
Evil Dr. Bottomtime invented this brew.

~eJ