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Posted by Max Bottomtime on April 10, 2008 at 22:16:40:

In Reply to: The Max Bottomtime Chamber Limirick Contest posted by Ej on April 08, 2008 at 22:18:08:

This ButtTime guy is a jerk
He goes on a tech board to lurk
He loads up his tissues
And obfuscates issues
And posts when he should be at work

He'll never become DIR
He's the World's worst diver, by far
Just wait and see
He'll wish he were me
Because I drive a new Jaguar

A World class diver like me
Is something ButtTime can't be
He won't even listen
To my moaning and pissing
Even though I'm King of GUE

He never listens to pleas
Even when I get down on my knees
He just doesn't care
And he still dives with air
He can't see the Forrest From The Trees

He'll dive with Strokes to the end
Despite all the warnings I send
He's got buddies galore
Who dive boats
And from shore
.....I sure wish that I had a friend. :(
Later




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