A Modest submittal - The Max Bottomtime Chamber Limirick Contest

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Posted by Patrick on April 11, 2008 at 18:07:44:

In Reply to: The Max Bottomtime Chamber Limirick Contest posted by Ej on April 08, 2008 at 22:18:08:

A strapping young diver named Max
Plumbed the sea bottom for facts
He disdained fish and bugs
Spent his time shooting slugs
And left bubbles as his only tracks

Diving Old Marineland from shore
You’d think was a terrible bore
But Max and his Merry
Not just gear would they carry
But enough rocks to fill a big store!

There once was a mermaid named Merry
Who traveled to Avalon by ferry
Once at the Park,
She dived until dark
Then left poor Max with the gear to carry

These two divers would jump in at Vets
Even if rainy and wet
Conditions be damned
They loved gear filled with sand
And greeting new divers they met

Fighting dry suit zippers is bad
The wrong pull and you really are sad
200 bills at the least
To replace broken teeth
And you usually end up mad.

Which underwater camera is best?
Bottomtime Max put them all to the test
When most filled with water,
Max thought that he ought’er
Keep a dry one and get rid of the rest

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