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Bush is to Blame! |
Posted by Dave on June 23, 2008 at 16:40:39: In Reply to: Outer Islands, a thing of the past posted by Captain Tim Burke on June 22, 2008 at 19:04:31:
Once Bush is out of office, gas prices will drastically decrease as OPEC nations have agreed to make less money for the same product, mortgage rates will go down, car prices will go down, healthcare costs will go way down, visibility in the Santa Monica Bay will double, all the tons of DDT poured in the Catalina Channel will be rendered harmless, bin Laden will convert to Christianity, North Korea, Syria and Iran will give up their nuclear weapon ambitions, China will say "We're Sorry!" and admit the Dalai Lama, they'll allow free speech and dissolve their Communist government, society will stop discriminating against polygamists who just want the same equal rights as everyone else, Asia will stop shark finning, Al Qaeda will become a major distributor for Victoria's Secret, Democrats will start championing lower taxes, border security and less government, Republicans will vote for universal healthcare not paid by citizens nor from income to the government, Mugabe will step down and admit the democratically elected reform government of Morgan Tsvangirai, lawyers will agree to put a cap on frivolous lawsuits and awards, politicians will stop pandering to special interest/gender and identify political groups, world hunger will be wiped out, non-corroding scuba cylinders will come to market that hold 200 cubic feet of gas at 2500 psi but will be smaller than a 30 CF pony bottle, exotic macro tropicals from the Lembeh straits will invade the upper Channel Islands, have I left out anything? ;)
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