In Reply to: Re: Patrick Smith; Behind The Green Kelp posted by sheephunter on November 22, 2009 at 19:24:48:

Hey folks, when any sea creatures other than your dive buddy(what's that?) begin humping your fin, your leg, or any other part of your anatomy, GTFOut of the area/water. My encounter ended with the harbor seal actually grabbing the ass end of my wetsuit in its canines and holding on briefly. That was the culmination of about 4-5 contacts on that dive. Fortunately, no damage to my bum, but at that point I was contemplating using my speargun for defense. Up to that day I had always longed for and enjoyed encounters with seals and sea lions. Since then, I am more vigilant when around them, even though I consider that particular day an anomaly in pinniped behavior. Hey, I'm as horny as the next guy...

Mad Max