Posted by Other Ben on December 21, 2000 at 08:50:34:
In Reply to: slimeball ab poachers posted by divemaster dan on December 20, 2000 at 18:54:49:
If I recall, the penalty for poaching Abs is 10 grand apiece.
That makes a cool 1.9 million dollar fine. Off the cuff, I'd say
that's more than is budgeted to the entire ab conservation program
per year! Maybe they should let him continue, as long as he's good
for his ~2 million a year! They could probably save a lot more than
200 abs a year with that kind of cash... :)
If he's not good for it, I'd encourage them to force him to eat all 192
in one day. Without tenderizing. Shells, too.