Posted by felipe on April 01, 2003 at 07:26:39:
In Reply to: Fu*****DM's posted by Captain Tim on March 31, 2003 at 18:42:04:
I am the DM...
I am the entity having juristiction over everything above and below water during this charter...
I have been rigorously trained for 2.5 months to achieve the level of expertise I possess...
I have all the experience needed to command and control should any situation arise...
I am the Scuba Police, even though I have only 50 logged dives, I'm 18 years old, and I'm in no physical shape to do anything more than bark orders and hold this clipboard...
I can stroke you with a plethora of c-cards I have attained since I began diving 1 year ago...
So bow down...
I am the DM...